Who would you have a beer with?

We're screwed. The deciding factor for a distressingly large number of voters in 2000 and 2004 was that they felt that George Bush was somebody that they would like to have a beer with. Bush had by then been quite vocal about the fact that he was a tea-totaler and recovering alcoholic. I can only assume that if there was going to be a hypothetical kegger and the rich guy was going to buy the booze and not be drinking any of it, then the average voter said what I would-- hell yeah!

Now we're up against a guy whose wife controls a massive beer distributorship. Follow the liquor when they're counting the election results.